








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2720 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,589 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1677 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1544 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2007 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2361 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $625,620 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 140 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :^)IAMHITBOY | 62% | 42 |
| #2 | ✪Ceddyy | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | ⍟ PlebSter | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Timmeh | 55% | 53 |
| #5 | COCA $$ | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ⍟ PlebSter | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Timmeh | 55% | 53 |
| #5 | COCA $$ | 53% | 32 |
| #6 | KoriFee | 50% | 42 |
| #7 | Pille2212 | 48% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pille2212 | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | KoriFee | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoriFee | 218 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #2 | Timmeh | 212 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Pille2212 | 123 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | :^)IAMHITBOY | 105 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | ✪Ceddyy | 100 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⍟ PlebSter | +2.45 | 91 | 75 |
| #2 | rin | +1.57 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | ✪Ceddyy | +0.67 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | COCA $$ | +0.54 | 73 | 76 |
| #5 | Timmeh | +0.52 | 76 | 68 |





