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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2889 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 418 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Renown | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 173 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15509 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 82,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 24611 | 30% |
| Smokes | 21216 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 16708 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 19930 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,832,081 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Timmeh | 53% | 224 |
| #4 | Pille2212 | 52% | 996 |
| #5 | ✪Ceddyy | 52% | 166 |
| #6 | GNTX | 51% | 135 |
| #7 | Excalibur | 47% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pille2212 | 38 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | haschi2 | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Timmeh | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | GNTX | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ✪Ceddyy | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pille2212 | 2276 | 0.11 | 51 min |
| #2 | Timmeh | 876 | 0.19 | 21 min |
| #3 | haschi2 | 626 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #4 | ✪Ceddyy | 391 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | GNTX | 183 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haschi2 | +3.35 | 67 | 65 |
| #2 | Pille2212 | +2.27 | 72 | 58 |
| #3 | KoriFee | +1.49 | 75 | 78 |
| #4 | ✪Ceddyy | +0.53 | 86 | 61 |
| #5 | Timmeh | +0.35 | 76 | 67 |





