








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 283 matches | ||
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9387 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8404 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6155 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6153 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,953,324 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haschi2 | 56% | 72 |
| #2 | rin | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | Pille2212 | 54% | 212 |
| #4 | KoriFee | 53% | 224 |
| #5 | Smoosh | 52% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | KoriFee | 53% | 224 |
| #5 | Smoosh | 52% | 71 |
| #6 | VraM | 49% | 61 |
| #7 | ✪Ceddyy | 48% | 66 |
| #8 | VelTroX | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pille2212 | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | KoriFee | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | ✪Ceddyy | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Smoosh | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | VelTroX | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoriFee | 1148 | 0.24 | 36 min |
| #2 | Pille2212 | 499 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | ✪Ceddyy | 178 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | rin | 158 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | haschi2 | 128 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VelTroX | +3.03 | 91 | 59 |
| #2 | haschi2 | +1.16 | 68 | 67 |
| #3 | Pille2212 | +1.07 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | rin | +0.64 | 80 | 58 |
| #5 | ✪Ceddyy | +0.41 | 84 | 62 |





