








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 142 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,942 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11279 | 38% |
| Smokes | 8102 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5564 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4997 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,990,659 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Very Classic | 68% | 221 |
| #2 | Jaylin Jr. | 67% | 415 |
| #3 | YBG Don | 65% | 293 |
| #4 | NicJam | 60% | 191 |
| #5 | yoq | 60% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NicJam | 27 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | Very Classic | 23 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Jaylin Jr. | 21 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | YBG Don | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | guy mcflurry | 8 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaylin Jr. | 2108 | 0.26 | 72 min |
| #2 | YBG Don | 1111 | 0.19 | 30 min |
| #3 | Very Classic | 995 | 0.23 | 31 min |
| #4 | NicJam | 453 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #5 | guy mcflurry | 352 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Very Classic | +3.42 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | YBG Don | +2.74 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | jervon | +2.55 | 89 | 73 |
| #4 | guy mcflurry | +1.87 | 88 | 46 |
| #5 | Jaylin Jr. | +1.59 | 68 | 79 |





