








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1278 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2589 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2244 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2868 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,593,518 of utility $253 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Ic∑Ωlator | 44% | 27 |
| #6 | Rührei | 44% | 59 |
| #7 | Lio | 44% | 50 |
| #8 | Julius | 42% | 86 |
| #9 | A.C.E | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Julius | 11 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | TataCcn | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Lio | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Rührei | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | heyitsmark | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Julius | 117 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Lio | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | heyitsmark | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | A.C.E | 58 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | FabCcn | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FabCcn | +3.75 | 58 | 59 |
| #2 | Ic∑Ωlator | +1.99 | 68 | 29 |
| #3 | Julius | +1.74 | 82 | 51 |
| #4 | heyitsmark | +0.85 | 57 | 67 |
| #5 | A.C.E | -0.07 | 63 | 55 |





