








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1604 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1472 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2529 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2259 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,013,748 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 305 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsu | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | FabCcn | 52% | 65 |
| #3 | Thomas Gottschalk | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | TataCcn | 48% | 152 |
| #5 | Nex (>'-')> | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | A.C.E | 43% | 74 |
| #9 | Julius | 40% | 20 |
| #10 | TheCuke | 40% | 25 |
| #11 | TimeToMoveOn | 38% | 21 |
| #12 | Peasman | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TataCcn | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Rührei | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Sugar | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | A.C.E | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | FabCcn | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FabCcn | 186 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | TheCuke | 175 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #3 | A.C.E | 145 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | ropsu | 98 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Peasman | 85 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ropsu | +4.31 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | FabCcn | +4.06 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | Thomas Gottschalk | +1.68 | 71 | 49 |
| #4 | A.C.E | +0.51 | 70 | 43 |
| #5 | Julius | +0.51 | 85 | 38 |





