








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2069 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1369 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2248 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3135 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1584 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $520,094 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | βUncle Rogerββ’ | 63% | 19 |
| #10 | -MoonFANG- | 57% | 14 |
| #11 | Barry Badrinath π | 55% | 49 |
| #12 | Sahar Luna | 50% | 14 |
| #13 | SPECTRE | 50% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GROLAR | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | βUncle Rogerββ’ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | GR0LAR | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Barry Badrinath π | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | πππππ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πππππ | +6.37 | 88 | 49 |
| #2 | Bot Old Fart | +2.99 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | MasterBaiter | +2.91 | 56 | 49 |
| #4 | Sahar Luna | +2.08 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | GR0LAR | +1.92 | 68 | 43 |





