








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 695 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 95 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 127 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4269 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4025 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2922 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3437 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,183,416 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 776 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GROLAR | 72% | 128 |
| #2 | Barry Badrinath 🚒 | 70% | 50 |
| #3 | L1ew | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | McLovin | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GROLAR | 72% | 128 |
| #2 | Barry Badrinath 🚒 | 70% | 50 |
| #3 | L1ew | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | McLovin | 53% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GROLAR | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | McLovin | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Barry Badrinath 🚒 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | L1ew | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L1ew | 122 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | GROLAR | 91 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | McLovin | 26 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Barry Badrinath 🚒 | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Old Fart | +3.45 | 71 | 55 |
| #2 | L1ew | +3.17 | 85 | 57 |
| #3 | McLovin | +2.08 | 76 | 16 |
| #4 | GROLAR | +1.87 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | Barry Badrinath 🚒 | +0.29 | 72 | 48 |





