








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 254 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,342 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2026 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3719 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2086 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3511 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,279,317 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 289 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | キオ - Kio | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | Blazey | 54% | 72 |
| #3 | kosovo | 53% | 78 |
| #4 | Finite3 | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | BocchiTheAwp | 47% | 411 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | b1tter | 47% | 49 |
| #7 | xo | 47% | 77 |
| #8 | kaleq | 42% | 26 |
| #9 | Hard ahh lion | 42% | 53 |
| #10 | Aleu | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BocchiTheAwp | 55 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | xo | 15 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Hard ahh lion | 7 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | kosovo | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | kaleq | 4 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BocchiTheAwp | 951 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #2 | xo | 359 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | kosovo | 227 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Blazey | 194 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | kaleq | 175 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blazey | +2.47 | 79 | 57 |
| #2 | Aleu | +2.02 | 84 | 51 |
| #3 | BocchiTheAwp | +1.56 | 71 | 53 |
| #4 | kaleq | +0.75 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | xo | +0.23 | 79 | 61 |





