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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 586 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5997 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6725 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6141 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3984 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,523,878 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dray-k | 53% | 81 |
| #2 | Rock Smoker | 52% | 77 |
| #3 | booted | 50% | 274 |
| #4 | Jesse Pinkman | 48% | 244 |
| #5 | Jerry | 48% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesse Pinkman | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | booted | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | dray-k | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Rock Smoker | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | iTTY | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | booted | 703 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | Jesse Pinkman | 629 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | dray-k | 259 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | iTTY | 256 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | Daddy | 149 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iTTY | +1.62 | 60 | 69 |
| #2 | Jesse Pinkman | +0.83 | 58 | 51 |
| #3 | phrog | +0.56 | 59 | 60 |
| #4 | booted | +0.01 | 78 | 54 |
| #5 | dray-k | -0.10 | 70 | 65 |





