








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 674 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 506 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4580 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4908 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3644 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5750 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4280 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,108,248 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 771 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HP | 56% | 78 |
| #2 | phrog | 52% | 77 |
| #3 | iTTY | 48% | 391 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HP | 56% | 78 |
| #2 | phrog | 52% | 77 |
| #3 | iTTY | 48% | 391 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iTTY | 27 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | HP | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iTTY | 1603 | 0.19 | 40 min |
| #2 | HP | 437 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #3 | phrog | 118 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HP | +2.31 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | iTTY | +1.80 | 62 | 68 |
| #3 | phrog | +0.58 | 59 | 61 |
| #4 | Rock Smoker | -0.50 | 72 | 65 |





