








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1148 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,729 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 450 | 26% |
| Smokes | 351 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 263 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 665 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $618,163 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squimsh | 43% | 82 |
| #2 | ♿⛟ | 39% | 61 |
| #3 | G2 Alloyy | 38% | 78 |
| #4 | Faisch | 35% | 74 |
| #5 | Warlix | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faisch | 32 | 0.0217 |
| #2 | G2 Alloyy | 19 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | french girl power | 15 | 0.0196 |
| #4 | AZRA 02 | 10 | 0.0103 |
| #5 | ♿⛟ | 8 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faisch | 258 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | AZRA 02 | 196 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | ♿⛟ | 156 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Warlix | 97 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | G2 Alloyy | 83 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Warlix | +7.45 | 93 | 77 |
| #2 | monke | +4.17 | 82 | 41 |
| #3 | Faisch | +3.42 | 64 | 54 |
| #4 | AZRA 02 | +3.03 | 47 | 79 |
| #5 | G2 Alloyy | +2.42 | 58 | 32 |





