








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 472 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4836 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3631 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3262 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2798 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2501 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $927,826 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deutaNN | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | OMNI | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | Macklimore | 52% | 44 |
| #4 | sharktornado | 47% | 108 |
| #5 | Doggo | 44% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Doggo | 44% | 110 |
| #6 | SherlockGunZ | 43% | 123 |
| #7 | iXB7 | 41% | 59 |
| #8 | Sam | 39% | 46 |
| #9 | Shark | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SherlockGunZ | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | sharktornado | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Doggo | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Sam | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Macklimore | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doggo | 296 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | SherlockGunZ | 236 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | sharktornado | 163 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Macklimore | 95 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | OMNI | 93 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deutaNN | +6.38 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | Macklimore | +5.01 | 84 | 56 |
| #3 | SherlockGunZ | +2.74 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | Doggo | +1.57 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | OMNI | +0.68 | 83 | 52 |





