








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,713 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 790 | 29% |
| Smokes | 845 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 718 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 360 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $675,120 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SherlockGunZ | 50% | 119 |
| #2 | Sam | 50% | 52 |
| #3 | Doggo | 49% | 78 |
| #4 | ElEgyptian | 47% | 108 |
| #5 | iXB7 | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Doggo | 49% | 78 |
| #4 | ElEgyptian | 47% | 108 |
| #5 | iXB7 | 46% | 52 |
| #6 | Deka | 42% | 26 |
| #7 | colonelolel | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SherlockGunZ | 14 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Sam | 8 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | Doggo | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | ElEgyptian | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Deka | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SherlockGunZ | 212 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | Doggo | 210 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | ElEgyptian | 143 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | colonelolel | 60 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Deka | 58 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SherlockGunZ | +2.57 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | Doggo | +1.88 | 70 | 64 |
| #3 | sharktornado | -0.71 | 42 | 50 |
| #4 | iXB7 | -1.07 | 68 | 36 |
| #5 | colonelolel | -1.10 | 79 | 62 |





