








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 629 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,520 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2286 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3567 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 2188 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1479 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $851,724 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 268 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Doggo | 45% | 139 |
| #7 | Sam | 44% | 63 |
| #8 | ElEgyptian | 43% | 123 |
| #9 | iXB7 | 42% | 71 |
| #10 | Shark | 37% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharktornado | 11 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Sam | 9 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | Doggo | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | ElEgyptian | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Shark | 5 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | les | 398 | 0.28 | 11 min |
| #2 | Doggo | 381 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Deka | 216 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | ElEgyptian | 168 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | sharktornado | 167 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SherlockGunZ | +3.41 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | Doggo | +1.06 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | les | +0.38 | 62 | 66 |
| #4 | Deka | -0.53 | 48 | 57 |
| #5 | sharktornado | -0.98 | 40 | 50 |





