








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 769 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 490 matches | ||
| Faceit | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7229 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5762 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 7492 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6372 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,342,717 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1746 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SorryForMS ⇄ Trading | 58% | 57 |
| #2 | Nexus | 56% | 54 |
| #3 | MA | 49% | 235 |
| #4 | Marco Pyright | 44% | 52 |
| #5 | ☑︎☄︎ H⏳RRY ☄︎☑ | 43% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MA | 49% | 235 |
| #4 | Marco Pyright | 44% | 52 |
| #5 | ☑︎☄︎ H⏳RRY ☄︎☑ | 43% | 123 |
| #6 | [@c]Del | 43% | 87 |
| #7 | Saulc | 42% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MA | 25 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Marco Pyright | 10 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | ☑︎☄︎ H⏳RRY ☄︎☑ | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | [@c]Del | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Saulc | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MA | 845 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | ☑︎☄︎ H⏳RRY ☄︎☑ | 586 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #3 | SorryForMS ⇄ Trading | 214 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Saulc | 188 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | [@c]Del | 180 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MA | +2.86 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | SorryForMS ⇄ Trading | +1.21 | 56 | 71 |
| #3 | ☑︎☄︎ H⏳RRY ☄︎☑ | +0.79 | 58 | 73 |
| #4 | Marco Pyright | +0.25 | 70 | 36 |
| #5 | Nexus | +0.13 | 65 | 60 |





