








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 471 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9989 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7091 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 9036 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8715 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,704,982 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2947 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pookie | 58% | 57 |
| #2 | LeRyyko | 52% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pookie | 58% | 57 |
| #2 | LeRyyko | 52% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeRyyko | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Pookie | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeRyyko | 521 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | Pookie | 168 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SorryForMS ⇄ Trading | +2.21 | 61 | 68 |
| #2 | Pookie | -0.33 | 56 | 48 |
| #3 | LeRyyko | -1.16 | 65 | 52 |





