








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2025 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2727 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2186 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2226 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2268 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $314,028 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daily | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | schoenespferd | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | miro | 55% | 67 |
| #4 | slite | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | Gaus | 51% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | schoenespferd | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | miro | 55% | 67 |
| #4 | slite | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | Gaus | 51% | 114 |
| #6 | machtnix. | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaus | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | schoenespferd | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | miro | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | machtnix. | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaus | 534 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | miro | 196 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | schoenespferd | 76 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | daily | 49 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | slite | 32 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daily | +2.14 | 93 | 69 |
| #2 | slite | +1.82 | 71 | 69 |
| #3 | miro | +1.50 | 86 | 68 |
| #4 | Gaus | +1.15 | 84 | 62 |
| #5 | PauloYN | -0.01 | 73 | 70 |





