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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 642 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,791 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4319 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4075 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2308 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3089 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $872,226 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 633 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daily | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | miro | 57% | 194 |
| #3 | PauloYN | 51% | 114 |
| #4 | lonertraum | 42% | 33 |
| #5 | machtnix. | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daily | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | miro | 57% | 194 |
| #3 | PauloYN | 51% | 114 |
| #4 | lonertraum | 42% | 33 |
| #5 | machtnix. | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miro | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | PauloYN | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | lonertraum | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | daily | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | machtnix. | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PauloYN | 571 | 0.25 | 15 min |
| #2 | miro | 473 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | lonertraum | 178 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #4 | daily | 101 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | machtnix. | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daily | +1.96 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | miro | +1.75 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | Gaus | +0.87 | 84 | 59 |
| #4 | lonertraum | +0.32 | 81 | 68 |
| #5 | PauloYN | -0.24 | 72 | 68 |





