








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2900 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1862 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2844 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1038 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1850 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $456,667 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DevonJones | 72% | 25 |
| #3 | Rise | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | SPOSJE | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | Static | 49% | 37 |
| #6 | Frost | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Static | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Rise | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Frost | 3 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | SPOSJE | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Static | 207 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #2 | Rise | 164 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Frost | 111 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | SPOSJE | 57 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | DevonJones | 38 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Botwright | +4.59 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | DevonJones | +3.53 | 89 | 57 |
| #3 | Rise | -0.41 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | SPOSJE | -0.99 | 80 | 61 |
| #5 | Frost | -1.13 | 75 | 49 |





