








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4217 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3506 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2273 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2668 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $591,931 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frost | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | Crim | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | Botwright | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | DevonJones | 56% | 78 |
| #5 | Static | 56% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Botwright | 59% | 41 |
| #4 | DevonJones | 56% | 78 |
| #5 | Static | 56% | 25 |
| #6 | Mentorz | 54% | 26 |
| #7 | SPOSJE | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Static | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | DevonJones | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Botwright | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Frost | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | SPOSJE | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Static | 174 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #2 | Botwright | 157 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Crim | 157 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | DevonJones | 150 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Frost | 104 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DevonJones | +3.91 | 91 | 58 |
| #2 | Botwright | +2.84 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | Frost | +1.62 | 76 | 49 |
| #4 | Mentorz | +1.26 | 88 | 53 |
| #5 | Rise | +0.53 | 72 | 62 |





