








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 466 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4873 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3294 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1952 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2618 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $769,965 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 294 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bobbet | 58% | 26 |
| #6 | ToFFy,,,,,,, | 56% | 75 |
| #7 | vinhy | 55% | 60 |
| #8 | puffpastri | 53% | 178 |
| #9 | flicker | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1opal | 18 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | vinhy | 10 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | ToFFy,,,,,,, | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Ton | 6 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | puffpastri | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1opal | 583 | 0.28 | 15 min |
| #2 | ToFFy,,,,,,, | 274 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | puffpastri | 256 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | vinhy | 161 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Ton | 96 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1opal | +2.44 | 73 | 70 |
| #2 | vinhy | +2.36 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | Bread Head | +2.35 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | Ton | +1.60 | 67 | 50 |
| #5 | flicker | +0.77 | 80 | 60 |





