








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2022 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2602 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2133 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1796 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1720 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $667,560 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 544 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Bobbet | 50% | 18 |
| #7 | saion ✪ | 50% | 36 |
| #8 | henos | 48% | 25 |
| #9 | Ton | 47% | 17 |
| #10 | LBK | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1opal | 12 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | Bread Head | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | saion ✪ | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | henos | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Punguans | 2 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bread Head | 433 | 0.26 | 12 min |
| #2 | 1opal | 238 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #3 | saion ✪ | 182 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | Punguans | 171 | 0.39 | 4 min |
| #5 | puffpastri | 84 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1opal | +4.52 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | Punguans | +3.05 | 72 | 78 |
| #3 | Bread Head | +2.11 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | Ton | +0.77 | 62 | 54 |
| #5 | henos | +0.23 | 68 | 54 |





