








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 158 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3577 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3406 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2054 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2802 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $303,616 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puffpastri | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | Bobbet | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Jetti | 59% | 27 |
| #4 | Bread Head | 59% | 100 |
| #5 | ToFFy,,,,,,, | 59% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ToFFy,,,,,,, | 59% | 41 |
| #6 | vinhy | 56% | 91 |
| #7 | ANGELGUN | 55% | 20 |
| #8 | flicker | 53% | 36 |
| #9 | evelynrawr | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vinhy | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Bread Head | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | ToFFy,,,,,,, | 7 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Bobbet | 2 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Jetti | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bread Head | 433 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | vinhy | 259 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | ToFFy,,,,,,, | 144 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | flicker | 123 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | evelynrawr | 101 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ANGELGUN | +2.96 | 76 | 64 |
| #2 | vinhy | +2.28 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | flicker | +2.14 | 78 | 56 |
| #4 | 1opal | +1.52 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | Bread Head | +1.48 | 67 | 68 |





