








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 323 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3701 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4895 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3135 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3986 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,230,807 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1opal | 53% | 36 |
| #2 | Zoot | 48% | 27 |
| #3 | Bread Head | 43% | 28 |
| #4 | vinhy | 39% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1opal | 53% | 36 |
| #2 | Zoot | 48% | 27 |
| #3 | Bread Head | 43% | 28 |
| #4 | vinhy | 39% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zoot | 8 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | vinhy | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Bread Head | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1opal | 233 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #2 | vinhy | 169 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Zoot | 154 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bread Head | 107 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flicker | +1.70 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | vinhy | +1.29 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | Zoot | +0.63 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | 1opal | -0.59 | 71 | 75 |
| #5 | Bread Head | -1.89 | 63 | 66 |





