








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 808 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1414 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1028 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 845 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $489,168 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thaisoni | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | tampz- | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | Smartie | 60% | 50 |
| #4 | La Reyna <3 | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | (っ◔◡◔)っ | 57% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4fChees~ | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | yuh | 7 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | La Reyna <3 | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Smartie | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | thaisoni | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4fChees~ | 139 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | (っ◔◡◔)っ | 66 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | yuh | 61 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Smartie | 55 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | La Reyna <3 | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | +3.17 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | Juan Sebastián Hermano | +3.10 | 69 | 53 |
| #3 | Smartie | +1.93 | 59 | 58 |
| #4 | M4fChees~ | +0.58 | 67 | 51 |
| #5 | La Reyna <3 | +0.01 | 62 | 28 |





