








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,744 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3107 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1850 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1995 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1792 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,270,150 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 615 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlameOG | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | mak | 71% | 21 |
| #3 | sir sploinkerton | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | 40r3sk1n adjust3r | 55% | 56 |
| #5 | BossMan Wluv | 42% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | sir sploinkerton | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | 40r3sk1n adjust3r | 55% | 56 |
| #5 | BossMan Wluv | 42% | 102 |
| #6 | Yungbaggs | 37% | 19 |
| #7 | garrison | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mak | 12 | 0.0305 |
| #2 | 40r3sk1n adjust3r | 11 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | BossMan Wluv | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | FlameOG | 5 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | garrison | 4 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 40r3sk1n adjust3r | 306 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #2 | BossMan Wluv | 120 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | FlameOG | 94 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | mak | 68 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | sir sploinkerton | 53 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlameOG | +3.90 | 79 | 56 |
| #2 | 40r3sk1n adjust3r | +2.37 | 54 | 56 |
| #3 | mak | +1.65 | 66 | 34 |
| #4 | sir sploinkerton | +1.21 | 56 | 58 |
| #5 | bennett | +0.11 | 61 | 58 |





