








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 335 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4095 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1817 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3001 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1874 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2558 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $974,007 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bennett | 42% | 102 |
| #2 | Yungbaggs | 40% | 78 |
| #3 | garrison | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bennett | 42% | 102 |
| #2 | Yungbaggs | 40% | 78 |
| #3 | garrison | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bennett | 14 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Yungbaggs | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | garrison | 5 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bennett | 266 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Yungbaggs | 99 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | garrison | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yungbaggs | +0.68 | 56 | 36 |
| #2 | bennett | +0.49 | 56 | 57 |
| #3 | BossMan Wluv | -0.31 | 54 | 40 |
| #4 | garrison | -2.05 | 42 | 52 |





