








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
682 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 379 | 19% |
| Smokes | 628 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 371 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 627 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $119,135 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Polako | 40% | 15 |
| #9 | Nandin | 36% | 25 |
| #10 | Ogre | 33% | 6 |
| #11 | M4CK3 | 28% | 18 |
| #12 | ヅP_Avril★ | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4CK3 | 4 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | Polako | 3 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Ursinho carinhoso | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Nandin | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Nephilins | Régulos | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iscø | 105 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | C8 | 91 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | M4CK3 | 83 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nandin | 64 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nephilins | Régulos | 30 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C8 | +4.81 | 78 | 76 |
| #2 | iscø | +3.09 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | palmito | +2.55 | 66 | 72 |
| #4 | Mugiwara | +1.82 | 54 | 62 |
| #5 | Polako | +0.69 | 48 | 57 |





