








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 757 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 117 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




118 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10980 | 25% |
| Smokes | 12205 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10207 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 11022 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,883,862 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1708 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sika | 56% | 54 |
| #2 | veetixd | 52% | 421 |
| #3 | Jokisuks | 52% | 232 |
| #4 | SabraCadabra | 49% | 273 |
| #5 | henkka | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veetixd | 53 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | SabraCadabra | 47 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | Jesse Eironen | 31 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Perna | 19 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Jokisuks | 14 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesse Eironen | 1951 | 0.21 | 48 min |
| #2 | veetixd | 1432 | 0.16 | 37 min |
| #3 | SabraCadabra | 1089 | 0.19 | 27 min |
| #4 | Perna | 1056 | 0.28 | 30 min |
| #5 | Jokisuks | 388 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veetixd | +2.65 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | Jesse Eironen | +0.99 | 71 | 58 |
| #3 | SabraCadabra | +0.48 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | Jokisuks | +0.30 | 72 | 44 |
| #5 | rykäykä | +0.08 | 60 | 65 |





