








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 876 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 431 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4862 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5627 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4667 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4458 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,771,840 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 461 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rykäykä | 68 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | SabraCadabra | 35 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Jesse Eironen | 24 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Perna | 17 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Jokisuks | 9 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rykäykä | 1850 | 0.20 | 45 min |
| #2 | Jesse Eironen | 1308 | 0.22 | 32 min |
| #3 | SabraCadabra | 772 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #4 | Perna | 704 | 0.28 | 22 min |
| #5 | Jokisuks | 260 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miso | +4.35 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | veetixd | +2.58 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | Jesse Eironen | +0.78 | 72 | 58 |
| #4 | SabraCadabra | +0.21 | 75 | 69 |
| #5 | rykäykä | -0.27 | 59 | 64 |





