








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 329 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 343 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3918 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 626 | 10% |
| Smokes | 2402 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1838 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1620 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,759,155 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jokisuks | 52% | 71 |
| #2 | Jesse Eironen | 49% | 84 |
| #3 | Perna | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | veetixd | 46% | 59 |
| #5 | diukka | 45% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jesse Eironen | 49% | 84 |
| #3 | Perna | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | veetixd | 46% | 59 |
| #5 | diukka | 45% | 242 |
| #6 | rykäykä | 41% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diukka | 22 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | rykäykä | 13 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | veetixd | 8 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | Jesse Eironen | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Perna | 4 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rykäykä | 425 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | Jesse Eironen | 423 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #3 | diukka | 206 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | veetixd | 198 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Perna | 188 | 0.42 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | veetixd | +3.26 | 64 | 67 |
| #2 | Jesse Eironen | +1.57 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | rykäykä | +0.86 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | VeetiPatrik | +0.46 | 54 | 38 |
| #5 | Jokisuks | +0.14 | 70 | 45 |





