








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 455 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6443 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7824 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5367 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6621 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5452 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,601,829 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | veetixd | 50% | 191 |
| #8 | rykäykä | 49% | 273 |
| #9 | Jokisuks | 47% | 88 |
| #10 | Jesse Eironen | 45% | 208 |
| #11 | Perna | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rykäykä | 46 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | veetixd | 31 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | sika | 21 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Jesse Eironen | 18 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Jokisuks | 7 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rykäykä | 1000 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | Jesse Eironen | 976 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #3 | veetixd | 656 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #4 | sika | 327 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | Perna | 312 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juusdo | +2.62 | 95 | 43 |
| #2 | veetixd | +2.56 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | Jesse Eironen | +1.30 | 71 | 59 |
| #4 | SabraCadabra | +1.11 | 77 | 68 |
| #5 | rykäykä | -0.36 | 59 | 61 |





