








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 552 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 156 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9296 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6542 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5813 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5646 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,619,077 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 548 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Putrik | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | Raiko | 64% | 55 |
| #3 | CH'TUNGU | 61% | 56 |
| #4 | JackH | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | ✪ hippi1 | 57% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xRK | +3.25 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | Raiko | +0.92 | 84 | 72 |
| #3 | JackH | +0.91 | 74 | 61 |
| #4 | Knäcke | -0.02 | 75 | 81 |
| #5 | Putrik | -0.17 | 77 | 66 |





