








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2922 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2972 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2032 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2583 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $517,645 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liina ♡ | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | Karl Ether | 51% | 94 |
| #3 | ✪Foxy Nimmersatt ♿ | 49% | 53 |
| #4 | xRK | 49% | 144 |
| #5 | Trinkyy #' | 48% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xRK | 15 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | big CHUNK | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Trinkyy #' | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | RaidoN | CSGOFade.net | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ✪Foxy Nimmersatt ♿ | 7 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xRK | 632 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | big CHUNK | 267 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | RaidoN | CSGOFade.net | 202 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Liina ♡ | 161 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #5 | Trinkyy #' | 123 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liina ♡ | +9.79 | 87 | 72 |
| #2 | RaidoN | CSGOFade.net | +5.62 | 83 | 48 |
| #3 | xRK | +4.32 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | Trinkyy #' | -0.10 | 62 | 51 |
| #5 | ✪Foxy Nimmersatt ♿ | -0.28 | 61 | 31 |





