








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1064 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 707 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 146 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8719 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9476 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6540 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9277 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6546 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,957,903 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 769 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | FAbii | 47% | 78 |
| #13 | NeroBEA$T | 47% | 275 |
| #14 | ✪ JPK | 47% | 45 |
| #15 | ryuaner | 43% | 115 |
| #16 | CNNN | 43% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ hippi1 | 21 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | NeroBEA$T | 18 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | CNNN | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | saikorhino | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | ryuaner | 7 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ hippi1 | 2725 | 0.26 | 86 min |
| #2 | NeroBEA$T | 857 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #3 | CNNN | 683 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #4 | crEx | 519 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #5 | saikorhino | 442 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xRK | +3.76 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | ✪ JPK | +2.24 | 85 | 66 |
| #3 | saikorhino | +2.10 | 88 | 70 |
| #4 | ryuaner | +0.89 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | lemon | +0.67 | 46 | 55 |





