








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 486 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3438 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5694 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5463 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5703 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,489,496 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 419 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ELO | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | xRK | 53% | 352 |
| #3 | HyDraH | 52% | 142 |
| #4 | elorinho | 50% | 68 |
| #5 | Chill Guy | 50% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xRK | +3.97 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | elorinho | +1.24 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | ELO | +1.18 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | sxm | +0.96 | 81 | 77 |
| #5 | Trinkyy #' | -0.35 | 61 | 57 |





