








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 476 matches | ||
| Faceit | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8791 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,922 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14569 | 29% |
| Smokes | 12615 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 11403 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 12335 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,356,570 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 680 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeZ | 67% | 103 |
| #2 | exitinG | 63% | 140 |
| #3 | Cr4sh | 61% | 69 |
| #4 | JimmzN | 60% | 75 |
| #5 | 2 | 59% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | xRK | 57% | 117 |
| #8 | shax | 56% | 163 |
| #9 | m4cOO | 55% | 141 |
| #10 | kuckuck | 52% | 96 |
| #11 | imbaaA | 49% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeZ | 11 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | kuckuck | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | h1p | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | xRK | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | shax | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imbaaA | 765 | 0.37 | 22 min |
| #2 | shax | 655 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #3 | exitinG | 555 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #4 | m4cOO | 466 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #5 | xRK | 424 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h1p | +3.31 | 90 | 53 |
| #2 | kuckuck | +2.21 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | xRK | +1.96 | 85 | 70 |
| #4 | Cr4sh | +1.95 | 83 | 65 |
| #5 | m4cOO | +1.06 | 78 | 70 |





