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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1848 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,795 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3044 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2415 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3170 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1166 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,075,845 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 451 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muscaroo | 56% | 91 |
| #2 | donnieAR | 54% | 97 |
| #3 | Jzumble | 51% | 74 |
| #4 | Ettouya | 49% | 83 |
| #5 | Arise Chikun | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muscaroo | 56% | 91 |
| #2 | donnieAR | 54% | 97 |
| #3 | Jzumble | 51% | 74 |
| #4 | Ettouya | 49% | 83 |
| #5 | Arise Chikun | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donnieAR | 19 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Muscaroo | 16 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Ettouya | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Jzumble | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Arise Chikun | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donnieAR | 169 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Muscaroo | 145 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ettouya | 80 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Arise Chikun | 77 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jzumble | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donnieAR | +4.72 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | Muscaroo | +2.07 | 48 | 52 |
| #3 | Ettouya | +0.57 | 46 | 36 |
| #4 | Arise Chikun | +0.40 | 62 | 55 |
| #5 | Jzumble | +0.30 | 53 | 26 |





