








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 675 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2795 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4003 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4283 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4620 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,535,504 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donnieAR | 50% | 187 |
| #2 | Charlie Kirk | 49% | 83 |
| #3 | Arise Chikun | 45% | 302 |
| #4 | Jzumble | 45% | 341 |
| #5 | Muscaroo | 30% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donnieAR | 50% | 187 |
| #2 | Charlie Kirk | 49% | 83 |
| #3 | Arise Chikun | 45% | 302 |
| #4 | Jzumble | 45% | 341 |
| #5 | Muscaroo | 30% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arise Chikun | 27 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | donnieAR | 17 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Charlie Kirk | 12 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Jzumble | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Muscaroo | 10 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arise Chikun | 914 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | donnieAR | 337 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Charlie Kirk | 280 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Jzumble | 247 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | Muscaroo | 141 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donnieAR | +2.86 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | Arise Chikun | -0.11 | 59 | 55 |
| #3 | Ettouya | -0.30 | 43 | 34 |
| #4 | Jzumble | -0.43 | 58 | 30 |
| #5 | Muscaroo | -1.94 | 37 | 55 |





