








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 654 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 175 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7336 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2653 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3346 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3498 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4689 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,244,549 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donnieAR | 52% | 388 |
| #2 | Charlie Kirk | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | Muscaroo | 45% | 193 |
| #4 | Ettouya | 45% | 341 |
| #5 | ReVamPT | 43% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Charlie Kirk | 51% | 74 |
| #3 | Muscaroo | 45% | 193 |
| #4 | Ettouya | 45% | 341 |
| #5 | ReVamPT | 43% | 65 |
| #6 | Arise Chikun | 40% | 215 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donnieAR | 41 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Ettouya | 39 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Muscaroo | 22 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | Arise Chikun | 21 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Charlie Kirk | 13 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donnieAR | 716 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | Arise Chikun | 556 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | Ettouya | 351 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #4 | Muscaroo | 272 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | ReVamPT | 272 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReVamPT | +2.51 | 80 | 73 |
| #2 | donnieAR | +2.30 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | Arise Chikun | -0.01 | 63 | 53 |
| #4 | Jzumble | -0.48 | 54 | 32 |
| #5 | Ettouya | -0.49 | 44 | 32 |





