








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5173 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3999 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3045 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2160 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,070,198 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charlie Kirk | 49% | 39 |
| #2 | donnieAR | 46% | 94 |
| #3 | Ettouya | 45% | 302 |
| #4 | Jzumble | 40% | 215 |
| #5 | Muscaroo | 37% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charlie Kirk | 49% | 39 |
| #2 | donnieAR | 46% | 94 |
| #3 | Ettouya | 45% | 302 |
| #4 | Jzumble | 40% | 215 |
| #5 | Muscaroo | 37% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ettouya | 31 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Jzumble | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | donnieAR | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Muscaroo | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Charlie Kirk | 6 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ettouya | 246 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #2 | donnieAR | 167 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jzumble | 156 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Charlie Kirk | 125 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | Muscaroo | 65 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donnieAR | +3.15 | 84 | 57 |
| #2 | Arise Chikun | +0.17 | 60 | 55 |
| #3 | Ettouya | +0.03 | 47 | 30 |
| #4 | Jzumble | -0.86 | 54 | 29 |
| #5 | Muscaroo | -0.94 | 46 | 50 |





