








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 159 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,386 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3785 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3288 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2401 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1912 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,282 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Catfish Billy | 63% | 67 |
| #2 | 80HD Jacker | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | EsO* | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | bwones | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | Gav | 57% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atheoo | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | doH! | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Catfish Billy | 6 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | panzer | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Яevealz | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gav | +3.18 | 70 | 63 |
| #2 | Wolvie | +2.89 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | atheoo | +1.48 | 59 | 61 |
| #4 | Catfish Billy | +0.71 | 81 | 57 |
| #5 | DAN | +0.36 | 49 | 72 |





