








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 864 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 841 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 87,565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 24222 | 28% |
| Smokes | 22515 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 23417 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 17411 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,221,171 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1833 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milk Monster | 53% | 424 |
| #2 | StyLz | 52% | 388 |
| #3 | Wolvie | 50% | 125 |
| #4 | creggles2g | 50% | 347 |
| #5 | CrashData | 50% | 462 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Wolvie | 50% | 125 |
| #4 | creggles2g | 50% | 347 |
| #5 | CrashData | 50% | 462 |
| #6 | Яevealz | 49% | 178 |
| #7 | doH! | 46% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrashData | 22 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | StyLz | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Яevealz | 12 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | creggles2g | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Wolvie | 10 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CrashData | 1370 | 0.14 | 29 min |
| #2 | creggles2g | 1101 | 0.15 | 28 min |
| #3 | Milk Monster | 988 | 0.11 | 24 min |
| #4 | StyLz | 758 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #5 | Wolvie | 531 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolvie | +2.92 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | DAN | +1.08 | 48 | 72 |
| #3 | CrashData | +0.98 | 52 | 61 |
| #4 | Milk Monster | +0.75 | 63 | 62 |
| #5 | Яevealz | +0.01 | 68 | 58 |





