








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 445 | 25% |
| Smokes | 498 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 403 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 405 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $70,211 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jon | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | Jens | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | overli | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | Andija | 50% | 40 |
| #5 | err0r` | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jon | 56% | 41 |
| #2 | Jens | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | overli | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | Andija | 50% | 40 |
| #5 | err0r` | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jens | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | overli | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | jon | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Andija | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andija | 136 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Jens | 123 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | jon | 90 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | overli | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | err0r` | 16 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jon | +1.38 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | Jens | -0.24 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | Andija | -0.30 | 68 | 72 |
| #4 | overli | -0.69 | 80 | 61 |
| #5 | LANTERN ROUGE | -0.88 | 52 | 51 |





