








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 330 | 20% |
| Smokes | 471 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 412 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 410 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $116,228 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | err0r` | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Jens | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | overli | 58% | 48 |
| #4 | Andija | 57% | 40 |
| #5 | LANTERN ROUGE | 56% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | err0r` | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Jens | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | overli | 58% | 48 |
| #4 | Andija | 57% | 40 |
| #5 | LANTERN ROUGE | 56% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andija | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Jens | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | overli | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | LANTERN ROUGE | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andija | 146 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | LANTERN ROUGE | 136 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jens | 125 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | overli | 89 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | err0r` | 18 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jon | +0.95 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | overli | +0.14 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | Andija | -0.06 | 65 | 71 |
| #4 | Jens | -0.23 | 78 | 68 |
| #5 | LANTERN ROUGE | -0.91 | 54 | 51 |





