








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 396 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 316 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 250 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 61,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18108 | 30% |
| Smokes | 16852 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 14280 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 11972 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,059,832 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3746 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smikky | 50% | 121 |
| #2 | Missen fra Amsterdam | 50% | 101 |
| #3 | SALKCIN | 48% | 87 |
| #4 | MinX ^__^ | 45% | 205 |
| #5 | zeroxVII | 41% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SALKCIN | 48% | 87 |
| #4 | MinX ^__^ | 45% | 205 |
| #5 | zeroxVII | 41% | 71 |
| #6 | ॐLαяViɗo♕ | 40% | 62 |
| #7 | Puffy highs ♡ | 38% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MinX ^__^ | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Puffy highs ♡ | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Smikky | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | zeroxVII | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | SALKCIN | 6 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MinX ^__^ | 1103 | 0.27 | 32 min |
| #2 | zeroxVII | 257 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Smikky | 239 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Puffy highs ♡ | 154 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Missen fra Amsterdam | 148 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smikky | +5.39 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | zeroxVII | +2.24 | 70 | 83 |
| #3 | Puffy highs ♡ | +2.15 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | MinX ^__^ | +1.64 | 67 | 76 |
| #5 | ॐLαяViɗo♕ | +1.57 | 72 | 56 |





