








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,275 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4397 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4576 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6817 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5485 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $593,317 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 917 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SALKCIN | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Smikky | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | b3nnyF | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | ॐLαяViɗo♕ | 49% | 39 |
| #5 | KJAER ☂ | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Pawii | 41% | 71 |
| #11 | !Fløde-Mekanikeren | 41% | 37 |
| #12 | Famous NiXyy♕ | 40% | 20 |
| #13 | ★★MINIFIX★★ | 39% | 46 |
| #14 | Missen fra Amsterdam | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Famous NiXyy♕ | 5 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | Smikky | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | MinX ^__^ | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Pawii | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | KJAER ☂ | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smikky | +4.17 | 86 | 50 |
| #2 | b3nnyF | +3.05 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | zeroxVII | +1.83 | 66 | 80 |
| #4 | ॐLαяViɗo♕ | +1.26 | 64 | 56 |
| #5 | MinX ^__^ | +1.11 | 61 | 78 |





