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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1041 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 305 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8071 | 24% |
| Smokes | 9873 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 8319 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 7355 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,252,053 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TBB ★ _just✪lilith_ | 55% | 60 |
| #2 | Pawii | 48% | 87 |
| #3 | Lill - Bambino - Bish - Dk | 45% | 132 |
| #4 | //*HEBO*\\ | 43% | 136 |
| #5 | ☆Devil☆ | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Na'Des | 42% | 53 |
| #7 | ॐLαяViɗo♕ | 41% | 104 |
| #8 | TazZe ヅ | 40% | 246 |
| #9 | xXTigermizzXx | 34% | 134 |
| #10 | MinX ^__^ | 33% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | //*HEBO*\\ | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | MinX ^__^ | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | xXTigermizzXx | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Lill - Bambino - Bish - Dk | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | ॐLαяViɗo♕ | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MinX ^__^ | 591 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #2 | Pawii | 346 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | TBB ★ _just✪lilith_ | 263 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lill - Bambino - Bish - Dk | 228 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | ॐLαяViɗo♕ | 145 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☆Devil☆ | +6.18 | 69 | 69 |
| #2 | ॐLαяViɗo♕ | +2.84 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | MinX ^__^ | +1.28 | 66 | 77 |
| #4 | Na'Des | +1.07 | 68 | 75 |
| #5 | //*HEBO*\\ | +0.84 | 81 | 43 |





