








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 173 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2245 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5521 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4059 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1537 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2937 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $506,295 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puuha Pete Peek | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Elisanliittyma | 70% | 33 |
| #3 | JoL | 61% | 18 |
| #4 | JN | 59% | 27 |
| #5 | ProVi | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | tosis | 45% | 47 |
| #15 | Hui Hai | 40% | 62 |
| #16 | ThNdz | 38% | 21 |
| #17 | R42 (REISKA) | 36% | 14 |
| #18 | PAJU | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elisanliittyma | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | devastor | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | tosis | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Электрошокеры | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Machokommando | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tosis | 206 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Machokommando | 119 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | ThNdz | 102 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Электрошокеры | 100 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Elisanliittyma | 100 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puuha Pete Peek | +3.15 | 74 | 46 |
| #2 | aLT | +2.86 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Machokommando | +2.54 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | Электрошокеры | +1.43 | 68 | 73 |
| #5 | Anze | +1.37 | 63 | 45 |





